can-i-please-just-fade-away:

samandriel:

[x] “One does not simply dancey dance into Mordor”

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this is the 3rd time i’ve reblogged this and I am still laughing hystarically

(via everything-is-connected)

swiggityswee:

THE WORST THING IN THE WORLD IS WHEN SOMEONE OFFERS U CHIPS AND U REACH IN THE BAG BUT U CAN’T GET A HOLD OF A CHIP AND U START SWEATIN’ AND PEOPLE ARE STARING CUZ U CAN’T GET HOLD OF A GODDAMN CHIP AND THEN CHILDREN ARE SCREAMING AND U HEAR GUNSHOTS AND BUILDINGS START COLLAPSING BUT U STILL. CAN’T. GET. A. CHIP.

when you’re swimming through the chip grease and FIND NOTHING FOR YOUR TROUBLES

(via thelilspermaid)

Tags: Chips

fuck-bitches-get-bacon:

no matter how sad I am this never fails to make me laugh

fuck-bitches-get-bacon:

no matter how sad I am this never fails to make me laugh

(via museymoaning)

sociallubrication:

The Lions Mane Jellyfish is the largest jellyfish in the world. They have been swimming in arctic waters since before dinosaurs (over 650 million years ago) and are among some of the oldest surviving species in the world.
Absolutely wow.

sociallubrication:

The Lions Mane Jellyfish is the largest jellyfish in the world. They have been swimming in arctic waters since before dinosaurs (over 650 million years ago) and are among some of the oldest surviving species in the world.

Absolutely wow.

(via michaelandhisvoices)

the-science-llama:

The blood vessels of a Bull’s heart, covered in fake gold.— Dr. van Hagen’s Plastinarium

the-science-llama:

The blood vessels of a Bull’s heart, covered in fake gold.
Dr. van Hagen’s Plastinarium

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gemmacorrell:

(via Four Eyes Comic Strip on GoComics.com)
By Gemma Correll [website | tumblr | blogspot]

(Source: theotheralice, via apoeticfool)

eileenpaints:

peterpreciousparker:

escapedpatronus:

tHERE IT IS

YOU FOUDN IT OMFG

This is literally my favorite set of comic panels ever.

eileenpaints:

peterpreciousparker:

escapedpatronus:

tHERE IT IS

YOU FOUDN IT OMFG

This is literally my favorite set of comic panels ever.

(Source: gloomyskye, via microrockets)

davidbyrne:

i love laughing about the friend zone because it’s so dumb like you know most of those dudes aren’t even IN the “friend zone” they’re in the “ugh god not this dude again” zone

So accurate that it hurts. If you’re wandering around bitching about being friend zoned, it’s highly unlikely any lady calls you friend.

(via ratsoff)

Tags: friend zone

therealerice:

hazelcoulson:

lordofthefangirls:

crazypeoplejail:

thisgirlgames:

notxam:

in case you needed a reminder that humans are incredible and terrifying

I was only a minute and a half into this video before the urge to reblog completely won over.

wait how is he doing that thing that he’s doing? what is this

WHAT THE EVER LOVING FUC- WHAT WHATT

HOLY FUC—NG SHI-

What. In. The. World.

I don’t actually know if this is possible. I think we’ve found Merlin.

(via microrockets)

theendofaspark:

this is never going to not be funny 

HE IS HIS CHARACTER. Move over Downey, there’s a new line-blurrer in town.

(via socraticjedi)

reblog this if you are a sack of flesh with temporary consciousness on a tiny rock flying through space

(Source: dutchster, via socraticjedi)

(Source: katbot, via windreaver)

bloodstainedcarpet:

awildhyzyappears:

kids books, reimagined for 20-somethings

so perfect

(via watchtowerislive)

online-comics-now:

http://www.gallerynucleus.com/detail/15064