unexplained-events:

Photos by Philipp Igumnov.

(via bluthcompanies)

"Galaxies have fallen from my cupped hands
I have drunk the stars."

— the Bacchae, Euripides (via antonsokolov)

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fuckindiva:

Queens of the Stone Age - Go With the Flow

(via rock-and-roll-will-never--die)

MOTHERFUCKING CAT SNAKE

MOTHERFUCKING CAT SNAKE

(Source: themaddestdog, via watchtowerislive)

comedycentral:

Find out which of these #WorseMoonLandingQuotes is one giant leap for mankind on tonight’s new @midnight.

(via funnyordie)

nothings-great-anymore:

totallynotagentphilcoulson:

I’ve been waiting for Phil Tippett to respond to this joke

Yes Phil

(Source: kgrrsten, via theboardwalkbody)

psychedelis:

I want a regular family sitcom with cheap jokes and laughing tracks, which gradually get more and more disturbing until it turns to a psychological horror film with the laughing tracks still going

(Source: elixs, via cephalopodvictorious)

toopaletofunction:

staythatswhatimeanttosay:

One nation, under Canada, above Mexico.

with liberty and justice for some 

(via poopskittle)

"So I think to myself “what would Charles Xavier do?” and then I do the exact opposite of that"

— Erik Lehnsherr probably (via puppyseb)

(via damilyn)

crusherccme:

found this gem in the 1996 Cornell Women’s Handbook. it’s what to say when a guy tries to get out of using a condom

crusherccme:

found this gem in the 1996 Cornell Women’s Handbook. it’s what to say when a guy tries to get out of using a condom

(via os-zygomaticum)

Tags: Cornell

georgetakei:

Troll trolling at its best.