January 2012
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*~shut up~*: Wow can girls just SHUT UP about... →
velvetpoodle:
vaunting:
Wow can girls just SHUT UP about having Marilyn Monroe’s body? Just because you’re not a size 6 doesn’t mean you freaking having Marilyn’s body. She wasnt a size 12 or 14 or 16 or whatever the hell other plus size people like to think of her as. Sizes have changed since the 50s, and her weight…
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I want to hold you OP. I worked in a vintage place forever and...
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3 law school responses back: 3 acceptances.
Fuckkkkkkkkkkkkkk yesssssssssssssss
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if you could go to a really cheesy scary movie in...
I would love to see a cheesy horror movie with Edgar Allen Poe. He’d be so amazed by the ridiculous special effects and so upset by the story lines. “What??? Is this supposed to be the Tell-Tale heart?? That’s not how I wrote it!”. It would really just be humorous.
I also really want to introduce him to the Edgar Allen Bro meme just to see his reaction once I explain...
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WatchOmg. Cannot handle.
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“I think it’s very healthy to spend time alone. You need to know how to be alone...”
– Oscar Wilde (via warriorsrise)
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“Growing up, I absorbed the Southern obsession with place, and place can seem to...”
– Frances Mayes, Under the Tuscan Sun (via pearlsandpeaches)
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"You can call this 'class warfare' all you want. ...
— President BARACK OBAMA
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Textbooks in College
Me: Is it okay if I just buy the 7th edition instead of the 8th? It's over $100 cheaper and it would be great if I could save some money.
Professor: No. They added a comma in the new edition, which is utterly essential to your comprehension of the author's content.
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Why does glue not stick to the bottle?
Magic, plain and simple magic.
Or because the glue needs air to dry and has none in the bottle.
I like the first explanation much better though.
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“We were together. I forget the rest.”
– Walt Whitman (via journalofanobody)
Nothing will ever sum up the idea of true love more completely.
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Ten Reasons Why You Should Never Accept a Diamond... →
bettafish-resistance:
1. You’ve Been Psychologically Conditioned To Want a Diamond The diamond engagement ring is a 63-year-old invention of N.W.Ayer advertising agency. The De Beers diamond cartel contracted N.W.Ayer to create a demand for what are, essentially, useless hunks of rock. 2. Diamonds are Priced Well Above Their Value The De Beers cartel has systematically held diamond prices at...
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“I am speechless
because you have fallen beside me
because your eyelashes
are...”
– Leonard Cohen, Beneath My Hands (via epilepsyblues)
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Who was the all time sexiest president of the US?
I find intelligent men very attractive right away so for the majority of the presidents you can add a +1 or +2 for that. Reagan was particularly attractive when he was younger but he didn’t really have much sex appeal as President. Clinton is just soooo well spoken and confident. Damn it. Clinton wins.
(bonus, Clinton hugging cat!)
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I got into law school!
With moneys! Possibly full moneys!!!!! But I shall not know how much moneys for sure until early April. Thus I have no idea on whether or not I’ll be attending this law school. It’s also the first response out of over twenty. But unexpected win!!!!!!!!!!
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“And it’s not “clever lonely” (like Morrissey) or “interesting lonely” (like...”
– Chuck Klosterman, Sex, Drugs, and Cocoa Puffs (via depressionparty)
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copycats:
Tomorrow is a Long Time by Marilyn...
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“Everything she said was like a secret voice speaking straight out of my own...”
– Sylvia Plath (via lavandula)
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Ladies & Gentlemen, I give you, the 2012...
Michelle Bachmann: "Don’t misunderstand. I am not here bashing people who are homosexuals, who are lesbians, who are bisexual, who are transgender. We need to have profound compassion for people who are dealing with the very real issue of sexual dysfunction in their life and sexual identity disorders.” (2004)
Ron Paul: "The rate of AIDS infection is on the increase again. From the gay point of view, the reasons seem quite sensible. First, these men don't really see a reason to live past their fifties. They are not married, they have no children, and their lives are centered on new sexual partners... because sex is the center of their lives, they want it to be as pleasurable as possible, which means unprotected sex. Third, they enjoy the attention & pity that comes with being sick." (1995 in a newsletter)
Rick Perry: "I'm not ashamed to admit that I'm a Christian, but you don't need to be in the pew every Sunday to know there's something wrong in this country when gays can serve openly in the military but our kids can't openly celebrate Christmas or pray in school. " (2011 in a campaign ad)
Mitt Romney: "I should tell my story. I'm also unemployed." (2011 while speaking to unemployed people in Florida. Romney's net worth is over $200 million.)
Newt Gingrich: "She's not young enough or pretty enough to be the wife of the President. And besides, she has cancer." (1994, about his first wife)
Rick Santorum: "Is anyone saying same-sex couples can’t love each other? I love my children. I love my friends, my brother. Heck, I even love my mother-in-law. Should we call these relationships marriage, too?" (2008)
Michelle Bachmann: "Carbon dioxide is portrayed as harmful. But there isn't even one study that can be produced that shows that carbon dioxide is a harmful gas." (2009 during a debate)
Mitt Romney: "PETA is not happy that my dog likes fresh air." (2006, when questioned about driving 12 hours with his dog in a cage strapped to the top of his car)
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You have the choice to live with a gorilla who...
Dog who sings lullabies. I like dogs already while I dislike most monkeys. Plus, there’s no down side to a lullaby singing dog; the signing gorilla could be a jerk though. After a day of him signing “You’re an idiot” at you over and over, you’d really regret not choosing the dog.
Always choose dog. ^ Look at that face. Look at it! and then love it appropriately.
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“She closed her eyes, gently, savoring the picture, the angles of his lips, the...”
– Pierrot Le Fou (via waitingforteaagain)
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“I remember every single spot of light that ever gouged a shadow beside your...”
– Zelda Fitzgerald (via quiettemperament)
lexluthr asked: I don't know whether I'd like to be at your apartment or in Ingrid Michaelson's bed more.
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If you had a snail that could magically grant...
Lieutenant Fizzywonk.
This is the first thing that came to my head, I have no explanation. Although I do sort of want to upgrade him to a Captain or a Corporal. He can grant wishes, it seems reasonable that he might have an elevated rank among the snail masses.
Corporal Fizzywonk. I like it.
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“It is not the strongest of the species that survives, nor the most intelligent...”
– Charles Darwin (via feistyfeminist)
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