February 2011
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thegreatleon replied to your post: This bothers...
You’re my favorite lion dear.
I just flat out don’t understand. It’s a useless argument all things considered. Every time I hear it I facepalm.
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“You’re not your job. You’re not how much money you have in the bank. You’re not...”
– Tyler Durden (via ikilledjackjohnson)
This bothers me.
If you’re trying to create an effective argument regarding abuses to the rights of women in a patrimonial society, the basis of your argument simply CANNOT be that all the people responsible for the aforementioned abuse are male. I don’t care how accurate the claim may be or how many conservative male figures there are holding you back from *fill in the cause here*. Make an argument...
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sonicmoonseeds asked: By the way, I adore your blog :]
Just wanted to let you know <3
Just wanted to let you know <3
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lexluthr asked: Studs Turkel.
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Dustin Abel: Comedy Jokes: Top 5 Rapey-sounding... →
acureforjerks:
5. ‘Brothers On A Hotel Bed’ (A tale of forced incest, a la Brokeback Mountain, in a hotel room. RAPEY.)
4. ‘Blacking Out The Friction’ (The blackout comes in the form of Rufinol, and the man then inserts his penis into the woman’s vagina, unbeknownst to her of course, and begins causing…
I just laughed for a solid half hour in the library. I now look like a complete...
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“We all have the potential to fall in love a thousand times in our lifetime. It’s...”
– Chuck Klosterman (via thechocolatebrigade)
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“The world is changed because you are made of ivory and gold. The curves of your...”
– The Picture of Dorian Gray, Oscar Wilde (via fuckyeahliteraryquotes)
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“He wanted to cry quietly but not for himself: for the words, so beautiful and...”
– James Joyce (A Portrait of the Artist as a Young Man)
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Anonymous asked: You should sing me a song.
There is unicorn porn on my feed.
And it is really graphic.
it’s a pointy train wreck and I am frightened. Sometimes I hate the internet.
GIFSoup
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Holy Shit
Abra Kadabra *the character* or abracadabra. those are the only options.
NOT ABRAKA DABRA. blah.
I have no idea why this bothered me so much. But it caused multiple obscenities to spill forth from my lips and I want to throw some sort of hot beverage at the person who wrote this. motherfuckers.
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I Can't Watch That movie about the Runaways
because I love Joan Jett and hate Kristen Stewart. And really don’t want to see a fairly bad ass female musicians turned into a simpering idiot with two facial expressions and an excess of twitch.
grumble.
also, Kristen stewart has the the sex appeal of a paper bag. (Without any delicious lunch time treats involved)
yes.
Billy Zane is singing. poorly. Adorable.
this movie is so bad. I am so pleased.
also the mermaid (yes, there is a mermaid) is scarily hot.
I’m likely about to lose a hundred followers. Or at least all the cool ones who actually talk to me.
yessssss
Children’s movie about magic spells, greek mythology, starring Billy Zane as someone adorable rather than the abusive_fill in the blank here_ that he usually plays.
purr.
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“My Cracker Barrel waitress is more beautiful than Elizabeth Taylor in Cat on a...”
– Chuck Klosterman (via thechocolatebrigade)
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lexluthr asked: I was being so productive today. Then I saw a picture of Paris Hilton reading "The Art of War" and now I just don't know how to go on.
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