I love you.
(Source: stuffmyfriendsendsme, via dukeofmegadeus)
You have the choice to live with a gorilla who knows sign language or a dog who sings lullabies, which do you choose?
Dog who sings lullabies. I like dogs already while I dislike most monkeys. Plus, there’s no down side to a lullaby singing dog; the signing gorilla could be a jerk though. After a day of him signing “You’re an idiot” at you over and over, you’d really regret not choosing the dog.
Always choose dog. ^ Look at that face. Look at it! and then love it appropriately.
You are walking down the street on your way to work. There is a dog drowning in the canal on the side of the street. Your boss has told you if you are late one more time you get fired. What do you do?
Seriously???? Is this even a fucking question??? You save the dog!!! I don’t care if it’s your dream job and your entire future is riding on it, you save the poor drowning animal.
What bastard thought this would be a difficult thing to answer?!
