You have the choice to live with a gorilla who knows sign language or a dog who sings lullabies, which do you choose?

Dog who sings lullabies. I like dogs already while I dislike most monkeys. Plus, there’s no down side to a lullaby singing dog; the signing gorilla could be a jerk though. After a day of him signing “You’re an idiot” at you over and over, you’d really regret not choosing the dog.

Always choose dog. ^ Look at that face. Look at it! and then love it appropriately.

Tags: personal banal questions gorilla or dog dog dog always wins