Utterly Banal

Who was the all time sexiest president of the US?

I find intelligent men very attractive right away so for the majority of the presidents you can add a +1 or +2 for that. Reagan was particularly attractive when he was younger but he didn’t really have much sex appeal as President. Clinton is just soooo well spoken and confident. Damn it. Clinton wins.

(bonus, Clinton hugging cat!)

What is your favorite kind of music/band?

Rock. I love all forms of rock. Basically anything that you can trace back to early blues, I’m guaranteed to like. Blues, Bluegrass, rockabilly, classic, early metal, grunge, alt. rock. So much affection.

Regarding bands, I love live music and thus enjoy almost everything with one very important qualifier. If you’re in a band, you need to be playing the music on stage. I don’t want to see either gender parading about incoherently shouting their lyrics with a backing track. Lame. Super, super, super lame.

How much money would it take for you to kill a puppy with a sledge hammer?

Why would anyone ask this????

There is not enough money in the world to make me kill a puppy with a sledgehammer. Not even close to enough.

The only reason I would ever kill an animal would be to end its suffering and even then, sledgehammers not allowed.

If you were a car, what kind would you be?

A vintage GTO or a vintage impala.

No justification. I just dream of them both and being one seems like the next best thing.

You are invited to a large cocktail party at a country club. When you arrive, the room where the party is being held is already over half full of people. How do they react to you when you enter the room?

Weirdly interview esque.

I would circulate, talk to all the people I know and strike up conversation with interesting looking/sounding people. I’m really not shy.

Plus I like to party.

Stick your right arm out; what do you touch first? Do the same with your left arm.

The formal logic homework I should be doing currently and nothing but air.

There’s nothing interesting about this. I apologize sincerely to anyone who just wasted their time reading it.

creeeeeepy. This was in my queue from a solid two weeks ago but is once again absolutely applicable currently. My life is apparently unexciting and rather static in nature.

Do you have a collection of anything?

I just collect artsy stuff. Graphic novels, comics, and I have an obscenely large collection of Dunnys.

For those of you who don’t know, Kidrobot has this awesome collab toy that starts with this small vinyl rabbit like figure. All sorts of lovely artists design their own version. Basically all my favorite modern artists have made one.

Some awesome examples:

Chairman Mao by Frank Kozik

La Series Chase by Shepard Fairey

Dunnynaut By Bill McMullen

They cost like $6 blindboxed. I’m worse then a 10 year old in 98 with beanie babies. ugh.