If you had a snail that could magically grant wishes, what would you name it?

Lieutenant Fizzywonk.

This is the first thing that came to my head, I have no explanation. Although I do sort of want to upgrade him to a Captain or a Corporal. He can grant wishes, it seems reasonable that he might have an elevated rank among the snail masses.

Corporal Fizzywonk. I like it.

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