If you had a snail that could magically grant wishes, what would you name it?

Lieutenant Fizzywonk.

This is the first thing that came to my head, I have no explanation. Although I do sort of want to upgrade him to a Captain or a Corporal. He can grant wishes, it seems reasonable that he might have an elevated rank among the snail masses.

Corporal Fizzywonk. I like it.

"We are so very pretty. We are just too pretty for God to let us die. Look at that chiseled jaw, huh? Come on!"

— Firefly (via crowleyshouseplant)

Get in my belly.

Get in my belly.

(Source: manthecougars)